Paul of Blackwatertown fame came up with this for the Friday Loose Blogger Consortium topic. Danger, Will Robinson!
First, we have to look at the consequences of managing this topic improperly:
I think that to properly pull it off and survive, it is good to set the bar high, then set the questioner’s derriere above that bar! Now, what in current society sets the bar high? Why, Pippa Middleton’s bum, of course:
To men, her bum is proof that God is indeed good! I mean, it has absolutely no bad angles.
So, that being considered, here is a test answer:
Your bum is the only one in the universe better than Pippa Middleton’s. This shows it to advantage!
This answer is fraught with danger, too. I can anticipate some of them:
- Why have you been looking at Pippa Middleton’s bum?
- That didn’t sound particularly sincere.
And, on and on. No, on reflection, the best response is to show appreciation with an immediate roll in the hay! With gusto! And say nary a word.