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dear Watson ...
… this is what I’ll wear.
I like! Way better than those long shapeless baggy shorts any day! I would even like a pair!
I'll order two, GM! shackman, you in?
Accepted. Ramana is going to have me wearing a lungi. I'm not British, so I don't think starched shorts would work for me.
When you visit me, you will be converted to an Indian. I shall teach you how to wear a lungi and you will find that gives far better breathability than this no doubt, utilitarian garment. The colonial brits used to wear shorts starched to stand out and they were called air conditioned shorts.
Well, when you convert me to an Indian, I have just one question: will it hurt?As for the kilt, looks like I'll need to use it to go visit Grannymar. Being cousins, it will probably be hard to tell us apart. Although, now that I think of it, my bald head and beard may tip an acute observer off.
Note to all: this kilt is too manly to not have in my wardrobe. Just saying.
No, in fact, all your existing aches and pains will disappear! Ah, the freedom!
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