My first kiss was with a woman who is a reader and commenter on this blog. Of course, being the gentleman I am, I would never kiss and tell. Heh, heh ...
Well, except for this ... I was awful! First kisses almost always are! That is the main reason that the appeal of 72 virgins has always been a mystery.
And, second observation, I've never been to Ireland, so you can rule out the obvious candidate!
LOL - I wrestled with the name issue as an aquaintence of my first is a reader/commenter on mine but I figurd WTF - it was 46 yars ago and I kept it polite - LOL. And I beg to differ - mine was great but that's probably because I waited sooooooooooooo long. And don't be ashamed - it was Mayo - right????? LOLLOL
ReplyDeleteThe problem with your theory about Mayo is that he was:
Delete1. So popular that he didn't give an also-ran like me a second glance.
2. A wrestler. You just knew going in that it would never stop with a kiss!
Hey watch it Fos - I was a wrestler too - LOL - -had to keep occupied between football and baseball seasons!
DeleteTheory actually bolstered by your comment, shackman! LOL
DeleteChuck, you beat me too it!
ReplyDeleteMayo come out of the woods we need you!!!!!!
I'm betting you that Mayo can't tell you who his first kiss was!
DeleteOld Foss gone all Greta Garbo and publicity shy.
ReplyDeleteAny of you Readers: Do not be fooled. It was me. Naturally, Fossil and kisser that he is he will deny all knowledge. His word or mine? Actually, come to think of it and so will I, I didn't kiss boys more than three years older than me. Dear dog in heaven. As rumours go this one will fester. Wonder who else will lay claim to our very own bible basher's first tentative attention. Bring them on. I will fight them on the beaches, in a dentist's practice and here.
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Ursula, the readers have already surmised the torrid years you and I spent in passionate embrace. The thing is, though, do you know whether you were my first? That leaves the question as posed still open ... although you have not been eliminated as a candidate!
DeleteWell, I take comfort in the fact that it could not be me. The geography simply makes it impossible.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, a young smart great experimenter Fossil-to-be out of Abilene (KA) I suspect is hedging his bets. I also suspect that I know the answer but being a gentleman, I shall refrain from airing my opinion.
Were we in a betting situation, I'd be willing to give you long odds, because I think I know who you are guessing.
DeleteWell now, I did live in the Bay area...but alas, I was not your first kiss either. :) But now I am very curious!
ReplyDeleteAh, my first kiss was well before I moved to the Bay Area. Otherwise ... who knows what sparks we might have generated. Except I think I'm the age to be your uncle.
DeleteThe whole thing sounds like the start of a torrid romance novel, Fossil. I would be an a avid reader 'cause I'm in the dark about everything.
ReplyDeleteblessings ~ maxi
@Maxi
ReplyDeleteBut now you would become part of the novel, because the latter chapters would keep being acted out as the first were being written. So, what name shall we use for you? Scarlett (spelling?) is already taken and Maxi is going to be hard to top!
An intriguing post! I love the photo too.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Sharon! I was definitely the ultimate amateur.
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