When I got home from a brief outing today, I noticed that my fly was unzipped. I am at the age and the pants were of a design where it caused me virtually no distress at all. Then the universe threw in some synchronicity to keep Ramana reading. I just ran across this headline for NBCNews.com:
An estimated 17,616 people wound up in U.S. emergency rooms between 2002 and 2012 because they caught their genitals, almost always penises, in zippers, according to a new study.
So, I wasn’t being careless when I didn’t pull up the zipper. I was being careful. And where do I get one of those lungis?
Ha Ha!
ReplyDeleteNow if it was Mayo......!
Now that's a memory you never forget - hurts just thinking about it
ReplyDelete@Grannymar
ReplyDeleteLOL I am not quite sure what to do with that comment!
@shackman
ReplyDeleteMost of us have been there, just not sent to the emergency room. Ballpark in my head, I'm thinking that is about 5 a day.
That scene of exactly this happening was one of the most outrageous in "Meet the Fockers" as I recall! That was the Ben Stiller movie where he did that, isn't it?
Whew! Ya got lucky Fossil. I grew up with three brothers and the howls from one of these encounters still rings in my ears.
ReplyDeleteblessings ~ maxi
Two lungis on the way TOF.
ReplyDelete@Maxi
ReplyDeletePainful memories hopefully never revisited!
@Rummuser
ReplyDeleteI will let my neighbors across the street explain to everyone what I'm doing. It seems liberating!