As all the readers of this blog know, my friend Ramana Rajgopaul let it slip in a comment that he was actually Superman. At least that is the way all of us had to interpret it, given many of the mysteries surrounding his secret identity. That and the fact that he pretty much just said it.
With me being his sidekick, he had the right to label me and has done so quite accurately as a philosopher and misguide, which is calling for an interesting choice in superhero attire. However, we thought this was the perfect situation for us to open an Ashram in America and it was my task to procure a good location in the Western World where it can do the most good.
Unfortunately, the ARP (American Reality Police) has intervened, fined us heavily and hindered our cause considerably.
The above photo is from a surveillance camera showing Ramana being confronted right after he and I had partaken of lunch. Of course, I was inside, tipping the waitress. Don’t worry, though, she is OK.
Ramana's tale was almost too weird to be believed, but I know that he's honest & wears his heart on his sleeve. (Not exactly sure what that means.)
ReplyDeleteYou made this up. Thank you. I like fiction.
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You are welcomd, bhb!
DeleteI look forward to seeing the superhero attire of the misguide. Now there is a challenge for you!!
ReplyDeleteI have an idea, but I'll present it later. A misguide has to mess around a little before doing anything worthwhile.
DeleteHmm, inside tippin' the waitress, leavin' your buddy to take all the heat…
ReplyDeleteBlessings - Maxi
Hey, that waitress was aggressive! I had to tip her over so my buddy could make it to the door. Something about paying our bill ...
DeleteIf only Superman's other sidekick had been there - teflon man - nothing sticks.
ReplyDeleteI know. For his uniform, he just wears a Ronald Reagan mask. He gives me a bad time about not having a uniform yet and I give him a bad time about not being very original.
DeleteBWT, that position is up for sale. Want to buy?
ReplyDeleteThis Superman does not get fazed by surveillance cameras.As long as the waitresses were well looked after the fine is fine.
Rummuser, would you stop selling sidekick positions. I mean, it could give me an inferiority complex! Not nice, even if it's deserved.
DeleteDid the waitress appreciate being treated like a common cow??? I'm glad she's OK - guess you can take the bopy oputta Kansas but ya cannot completely get the Kansas outta the boy.
ReplyDelete@Grannymar
ReplyDeleteI've got some ideas that I might put into a post for my uniform. The uniform of a Misguide has to be carefully considered.
@shackman
ReplyDeleteThe waitress was actually from Kansas. She came from good stock and will be just fine.